Test Eve Fillip

Alastair Cook and Michael Clarke pose with the Ashes urn


Latest From The Gabba

Kevin Pietersen at the Gabba

Hopes Fade For Rich To Be Ready

Richie Benaud commentating

Test Eve Revelation

Brad Haddin on Mickey Arthur

Brad Haddin has revealed the sad truth behind the demise of coach Mickey Arthur. Routine tests in India apparently confirmed Arthur was suffering from an inoperable Shane Watson of the cerebral cortex. “It’s a terrible affliction,” Haddin lamented. “And it constantly modifies its action, making it impossible to remove. Finally, after all the fighting for life, the only thing left is the Shane Watson.”

Test Eve Heartwarmer

Kevin Pietersen

Kevin Pietersen and Andrew Strauss finally buried the hatchet at lunch this week. Pietersen accepted his texting behaviour had been hurtful and promised Strauss he would in future closely observe the team’s doos and don’ts.

Victoria Rocked by a Second Tautology:

It’s Mothballed Napthine!

Victoria Rocked by Sudden Tautology:

Baillieu Resigns

Pope Benny Dictus


Day of the Pontiffs


Secret Cardinals’ Business